Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Inspiring Thoughts for the day !! Enjoy<><>

YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND...... MAKE IT SOMEONE ELSE'S TOO
BE HAPPY, IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,
Balkar Singh
1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
4. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
7. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow sure!

8. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
9. All desirable things in life are either
illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu ki ya chacha ki???
(which one you choose?)


11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking!

Gud Morning

Patience and perseverance have a
magical effect before which
difficulties disappear
and obstacles vanish.

The Future














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Balance Sheet of Life

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
Our Death is our Closing Balance !
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately .
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Santa Banta Jokes

Santa was booked into an Air India flight to Bombay. But as this was his first time in an aeroplane, he made a few preparations that were out of place.When the stewardess came around to take orders for the in-flight meal, Santa declared loudly, "I have brought my own lunch. Make sure you don't charge me for food and drinks!"So, as everybody was given their in-flight meal, Santa began spreading out his own home-cooked meal. The man sitting next to him was an American history researcher and was curious about the food."Excuse me, what is that drink?" he asked.Santa picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said, "Milk of India!"Then Santa took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasting."And what is that dish?" asked the curious American."Wheat of India!" replied Santa proudly.Finally, Santa took out some desserts. He offered some to the American."What is it?" asked the American."Sweets of India!" replied Santa.After the meal, everyone was settling down when there was a loud 'Pooooooooot!' sound (fart) from Santa."What was that?" asked the American, holding his nose in disgust.Santa replied coolly, "That's Air India."