Balkar Singh: 04/13/10

How Internet comes to our homes\Office ???

Top Indian Filmi Dialogues

10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga

9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga

8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?

7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.

6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo. ....

5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan

4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.

3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.

2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

And the number one statement is ....

Some Funny Lines

Some funny lines
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy********GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.********PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.********

Love and Marriage explained beautifully

A student asks a teacher, "What is love?"The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back o pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

*"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage."

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Technology fast facts

160 billion emails are sent daily, 97% of which are spam.
Spam generates 33bn KWt-hours of energy every year, enough to power 2.4 million homes, producing 17 million tons of CO2.
9 out of every 1,000 computers are infected with spam.
Spammer get 1 response to every 12 million emails they send (yet it still makes them a small profit).
A twillionaire is a twitterer with a million or more followers.
There are some 1 billion computers in use.
There are some 2 billion TV sets in use.
There are more than 4 billion cell phones in use. About 3 million cell phones are sold every day.
The first known cell phone virus, Cabir.A, appeared in 2004.
Since 2008, video games have outsold movie DVDs.
About 1.8 billion people connect to the Internet, 450 million of them speak English. See list of Internet languages.
Google indexed it’s 1 trillionth unique URL on July 25, 2008. That is thought to be about 20% of all the pages on the Internet but a high percentage of the World Wide Web (the public Internet).
One google search produces about 0.2g of CO2. But since you hardly get an answer from one search, a typical search session produces about the same amount of CO2 as does boiling a kettle.
Google handles about 1 billion search queries per day, releasing some 200 tons of CO2 per day.
The average US household uses 10.6 megawatt-hours (MWh) electricity per year.
Google uses an estimated 15 billion kWh of electricity per year, more than most countries. However, google generates a lot of their own power with their solar panels.
The first public cell phone call was made on April 3, 1973 by Martin Cooper.
The Motorola DynaTAC 8000X was the first cell phone sold in the US; launched on April 11, 1984, it was designed by Rudy Krolopp and weighed 2 pounds.
About 20% of the videos on YouTube is music related.
10 hours of video viewing is uploaded every minute on YouTube.
People view 15 billion videos online every month.
On average, US onliners view 100 videos per month each.
Flickr hosts some 3 billion photographs, FaceBook hosts more than 10 billion.

Technology fast facts
160 billion emails are sent daily, 97% of which are spam.
Spam generates 33bn KWt-hours of energy every year, enough to power 2.4 million homes, producing 17 million tons of CO2.
9 out of every 1,000 computers are infected with spam.
Spammer get 1 response to every 12 million emails they send (yet it still makes them a small profit).
A twillionaire is a twitterer with a million or more followers.
There are some 1 billion computers in use.
There are some 2 billion TV sets in use.
There are more than 4 billion cell phones in use. About 3 million cell phones are sold every day.
The first known cell phone virus, Cabir.A, appeared in 2004.
Since 2008, video games have outsold movie DVDs.
About 1.8 billion people connect to the Internet, 450 million of them speak English. See list of Internet languages.
Google indexed it’s 1 trillionth unique URL on July 25, 2008. That is thought to be about 20% of all the pages on the Internet but a high percentage of the World Wide Web (the public Internet).
One google search produces about 0.2g of CO2. But since you hardly get an answer from one search, a typical search session produces about the same amount of CO2 as does boiling a kettle.
Google handles about 1 billion search queries per day, releasing some 200 tons of CO2 per day.
The average US household uses 10.6 megawatt-hours (MWh) electricity per year.
Google uses an estimated 15 billion kWh of electricity per year, more than most countries. However, google generates a lot of their own power with their solar panels.
The first public cell phone call was made on April 3, 1973 by Martin Cooper.
The Motorola DynaTAC 8000X was the first cell phone sold in the US; launched on April 11, 1984, it was designed by Rudy Krolopp and weighed 2 pounds.
About 20% of the videos on YouTube is music related.
10 hours of video viewing is uploaded every minute on YouTube.
People view 15 billion videos online every month.
On average, US onliners view 100 videos per month each.
Flickr hosts some 3 billion photographs, FaceBook hosts more than 10 billion.
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