Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Some Funny Lines

Some funny lines
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy********GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can find such a man.********PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.********

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