Sardar declares:I will never marry in my life andI'll give same advice to my children also
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SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. .
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran awaysardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra & started beating it
&
said
'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.
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sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300mlnow it's 1.5 ltr.
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teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara
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Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta higya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
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